Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? Chalaza: We toilet-flush the drugs. Charge him a recycling fee.Ĭhalaza: Okay, Thursday night, it's mailroom Monday, we just got our new shipment. Mocho: Bone white? I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Absurdity! Chalaza: I'm the leader! I say bone white! (thinking) Its haunting elegance is so restrained.Ĭhalaza: Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. Percy: Really? Is he disabled?Ĭhalaza: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Xavier: You were a hit! Everyone loves you, now. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! (The townies attack Xavier.) Attackers: Take that! Taste the pain! By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Chief Beef Loco Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".) Xavier: Frittata! Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Army base, and breaks the window there.) Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. (Xavier breaks through the window of the bathroom, runs to the U.S. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human virus to infecticide the computer. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. Woman: So you use your powers to save people? Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Like most folks, I've always been different. You could say it started when I was a kid. (pulls a bone out of his pants and throws it at Xavier's face.) Clipple: Whatcha gonna do, bird beast? Fly away? On your cuttlebone? Townie: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bone. Xavier: Don't know, but I'd sure like to try.
Clipple: I hope y'all can play it three feet up your ass. Season 1 What Life D-D-Doth Xavier: (licks the spit off his cheek) You're gonna regret that.
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